Once upon a time, Ted and his young wife decided to take a road trip that would require a 2:30 am wake up call.
Their bedtime the previous night happened to be 12:00 am.
Did I mention that that same day they would be making the three hour trip back to Chicago?
It was a wonder that they made it back without one of them falling asleep at the wheel.
Upon arriving home, the newlyweds took no time to burrow under the covers and promptly slept for 18 hours.
They are still recovering.
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